What do you give a sick pig?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?