Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How does dinner smell?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?