What shape has a knighthood?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What is the best day to go to the beach?