What might you call waking up in the morning?

I broke my finger!

How was the wedding?

Where are average things manufactured?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Where do birds go to drink?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?