What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?