What is a king's favorite weather?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Where do termites go camping?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What vegetables make the best music?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What happens when a frog's car dies?