What do trees wear to the lake?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?