Why do math teachers love hiking?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What fish only swims at night?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?