Why do trees have so many friends?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?