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What animal scores the most in basketball?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

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What tree has the most bark?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the sailor lose his job?