What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What kind of bird can write?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

How long will dinner be?