What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

How does a barber get to work?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?