What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?