What do insects learn at school?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What game do mice love to play?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?