I broke my finger!

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?