Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?