Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
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