Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
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What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
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