Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

How do you get straight A's?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do you call a fish without an eye?