Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
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