What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

How do you measure a millennial?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?