What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which animal will never go bald?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
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