What is a duck's favorite dance?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?