My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Where do stars go to college?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?