What is blue and not heavy?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?