What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why do mice need oiling?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do elves learn in school?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?