Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?