What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How long will dinner be?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Where do horses reside?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?