How does dinner smell?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did the confused bee say?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?