What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why are goats so funny?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?