What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What sport requires no movement at all?