Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What dog never pays attention in class?