How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's a cat's favorite color?