What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?