Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why was the storm actually calm?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What makes music in your hair?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?