What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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