Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?