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What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call two birds in love?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?