What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Did you know about April 1st?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's a forklift?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why do crabs never give to charity?