Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Where do books sleep?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?