What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What insect runs away from everything?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?