Why is the number 4 so smart?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do cows say on NYE?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call lending money to a bison?