Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?