What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?