Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
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Why did the dog do so well in school?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do cats wear to work?
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What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What does a panda ghost say?
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