Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?