What did the calf play in the school band?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's a henway?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?