What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do cats wear to work?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?