How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you find at the end of everything?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?