Why was the artichoke so generous?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?