Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?