How did the vampire start his letter?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?