Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which family member has tusks?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?