Why are skeletons so calm?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why was the math book sad?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why are boxers good comedians?