What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's the loudest sport?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?