What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the airplane get grounded?