Why was the pirate late for work?

Can February March?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do you call the dog magician?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

How do you make a cow float?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?