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What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What's the friendliest pen?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you call octopus twins?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What's the most athletic footwear?