What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Which fly makes films?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

How long do chickens work?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?