How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which cats love to be petted?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?