Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why are fish such good architects?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call lending money to a bison?