Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What birds make average students?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?