What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What season begins with a thud?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?