What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?