If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Where do books love to go on vacation?