What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Which animals make the best football players?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?