What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?