Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call a sleeping bull?