Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

How do frogs get to work?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?