Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

How do eggs end a TV show?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?