What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What animal always goes to heaven?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
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