What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
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