How do horses stay in such great shape?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?