What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What shape has a knighthood?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why did he change his bike's tires?