What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

I broke my finger!

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?