What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the snake name his daughter?
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