What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
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