What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What do naked fish play with?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How do billboards talk?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Where do ships always get stuck?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?