What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shih tzu-se you!
What do you call the dog magician?
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What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
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Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What does the sun drink out of?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
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