Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What famous scientist will try anything?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the cat start laughing?