Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
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What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
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