What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

How does dinner smell?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?