What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
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What kind of water does an angel like?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
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