My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

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What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why are frogs always happy?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What is the smallest lion?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?