What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the barber win the race?
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