What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
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