What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which cats love to be petted?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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