Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
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