Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How does a squid go into battle?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
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