What's the hardest part about skydiving?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What does a panda ghost say?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Which singer could always break a five?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?