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Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What fairy loves to count?

Why did the mare gain weight?