What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What sweet treat never panics?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Where do horses reside?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?