What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?