What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

How do you get kids to do something?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

It's allergy season again?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?