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What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

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What do you call the wife of a hippie?

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What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?