Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What animal has the most fun?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Which cats love to be petted?