Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Where do pigs learn magic?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?