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When is a baseball player like a thief?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?