What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What did March say to the madness?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?