What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
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What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
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Why was the artichoke so generous?
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Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why is furniture so generous?
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