What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?