Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

How do birds threaten one another?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why is money so stubborn?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?