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Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What dog wears contact lenses?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What animal scores the most in basketball?