What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?