What is another name for a cow?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

How do you make a bandstand?