What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How does a barber get to work?
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