Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?