What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What does the sun drink out of?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?