Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

How is life like toilet paper?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do horses say to greet each other?

What's black and white and red all over?

What animal always goes to heaven?