Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
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What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why was the cat so small?
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