Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?