Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
How do fireflies start a race?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
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