Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
When does a horse talk?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which family member has tusks?
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