Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
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