Which animals make the most honest judges?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?