Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why was the horse so happy?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?