How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?