What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
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Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
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