How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?