How are mountains able to see?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?