What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
Where do vampires keep their money?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What bird is losing its hair?
What bird is always sad?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
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