What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why is the piano so hard to open?