What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which elf is the best singer?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call a short cow?