What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What fish sings the best?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?