What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Which is the worst season?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?