We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

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What do fish do at parades?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?