Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Which fly makes films?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?