Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What season begins with a thud?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What is the most faithful insect?