What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?