Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?