Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?