Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What building always gets stains on it?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?