How do you get a country girl to like you?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?