What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Where do cows go on vacation?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?