What did one firefly say to the other?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?