Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

How do scientists freshen their breath?