What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is the loneliest cheese?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
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