What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
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